Now that Taylor has joined Tumblr she’ll never be the same again.
She never saw it coming and she’ll never be the same.
Tumblr is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.
a model is going to play margo (who is described as being curvy) in paper towns
Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”
Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot.
"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and you’re dumb!”
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS
YOU WILL LOSE
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that.
why does this look like a love story
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
#GANDALF SHE’S MY WIFE #MY WIFE #NOT YOURS #GANDALF YOU USELESS BITCH GO SMOKE WITH YOUR HAIRY -FEETY FRIENDS
I told myself that when I watched the Fault in Our Stars I wouldn’t fangril. I told myself that when I watched the Fault in Our Stars I wouldn’t cry. I told myself that when I watched the Fault in Our Stars I wouldn’t be one of those “girls”.
I told myself these things…
but now look at me…
- me: that scene was so painful
- me: that scene made me actually physically cry
- me: that scene was emotionally scarring
- me: better rewatch it 800 times